Whore Moans too... revenge of the womb

my period was three weeks late... I was was so scared I was pregnant, mostly because I didn't want to be pregnant but also because I have an IUD and that can cause all sorts of other issues, high chances of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy and the like. Trying to decide if I would go through with an abortion, I've never been in the position where I have had to seriously think about it and figured it was a punk rock right of passage that would give me plenty to write and torture myself about, I even started doing my research on where and how etc. I still haven't had the official 'no' from the doc who was to call me if the blood tests came back + but he didn't. And I went for an ultrasound today because both me and the doc agreed that even if I wasn't I wanted to find out what the hell was going on given that the only time I've ever been even a week late was when I was going through a super stressed time, or well, pregnant. And I haven't been stressed, if anything I've been the happiest I've felt in years! So the sonographer didn't give me any hints, but Aunt Erma did decide to show her face today anyway (probably that condom covered camera on a stick shoved up my twat was what did it!) but she isn't her usual self. I'm almost hoping that I'm going through an early menopause, no seriously, it's not that out of the question, my mum was only 43 and I wouldn't mind so much, I mean think about it... no more periods and no more having to spend a FORTUNE on sanitary products!!! Of course this has also given me plenty of material for practicing on the medical databases textbooks and learning new big words like amenorrhea, dysmenorrhea, hyperthyroidism and premature ovarian failure and of cause hypochondria! But no, hang on a minute... I know my body and I know something is not right here! And I want someone to finally take this seriously... Back to the docs next week to get the diagnosis... whats a bet he says he can't find anything!!!